dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

do you think i could get away with wearing an ankle sock and a knee sock or would that be caring too little too soon

danacardinal:

an episode in which cecil is complimenting steve carlsberg like every other sentence but then we hear cecil shouting and it turns out that it was steve carlsberg doing an impression of cecil the entire time

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

#is this problem sleuth

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

image

cattheklutz:

ring-around-the-riddler:

dontgobilbo:

I WANT.

I MUST FIND THIS.

MUST MAKE THIS.

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day