some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.
umm yeah bucky barnes is cool but i think we all know who the real winter soldier is
i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal
you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
me and my friends on halloween
If musicals had honest titles.
Andrew Lloyd Webber Wants More Money
working on a group project like
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
my basilisk don’t…my basilisk don’t…my basilisk don’t want none unless you speak parseltongue