whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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keshima:

even yaoi hands cant hold my love for you

So my friend has this idea that Grendel in Beowulf is actually just a very confused alligator.

aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

I was at this shop and there was just this one cat, minding its own business.

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

mechinaries:

magical creatures helping other magical creatures (✿◡‿◡)

everyonelovesrobots:

art-of-swords:

Inside the World of Longsword Fighting

Longsword enthusiasts are resurrecting ancient sword technique as a modern, organized sport, with timed bouts and complex rules.

Source: Copyright © 2014 New York Times

yoooooo

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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theotheristhedoctor:

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

I’ve actually done this to people

butlikeironically:

Hamlet definitely listens to “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter 5 times in a row on his iPod classic while watching the rain fall down a window if you disagree you’re wrong

groovymuttations:

mood: tenzin without eyebrows

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saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

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