having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together


if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal


when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like



everyone acts like bucky was the troublemaker in the steve/bucky relationship but steve picked fights with everything that moved and bucky went to a science convention for fun




Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her


aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”


a little love story about mermaids and tattoos


  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea



All i want in Avengers 2 is that when they’re all saying what they did since last time nat turns to Clint and says “what about you?”

and Clint just stares into space and a flashback shows him running from tons of Extremis soldiers, then flashes forward to him running from a rogue Jotunbeast left on earth, then again to him running from 50 SHIELD personnel.

and then flash forward to him feeding the dog.


when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Hogwarts houses ✙ Slytherin

Hogwarts houses ✙ Slytherin

青と梅 (by fineplop)